Bat-Bear or Gero Hero

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Luke Chueh

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Six Fake Names I've Never Had a Chance to Use

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1. Bobby Peru
2. Rock Strongo
3. Sebastian Applebee
4. Costello T. Pantsworn
5. Hiro Nakamura
6. Rosco Manx

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Wall to Wall Empty Cans

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Photo: By Brandon Curtis Pope

That's me; center, right in red: being wowed by the Cannabinoids minutes before the Dallas police department raided the place and cut the power. Ah Record Store Day at Good Records, I wish i got there before the free beer ran out.

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How To Beat Up Anything

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How to beat up anything, including but not limited to

• Mark Wahlberg
• Someone From Delaware
• Monkey With a Hammer

via How to beat up anything

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Crying on cue

Someday This Could All Be Yours

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Slap

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1901

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Crafty

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Micah Lidberg

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